I'm Yellow
So today we had a teacher inservice meeting about "What Color Are You" Lets just say it was a big waste of time but this is what I found out.
I am Yellow: My good Characters are accepting, forgiving, friendly, optimistic, trusting, appreciative, and receptive.
My BAD Characters are uncommitted, insinsitive, obnoxious, irresponisble, rebellious, self-centered, and permissive.
I know, I know, you are saying "Man you are SOOOO Yellow!"
Let's just say I didnt need two hours of my life wasted to find out who I am. I know who I am so get used to it!
A New Low
So I have come to discover yesterday that my mother has hit desperation when it comes to me finding a man. Let me take you back. Yesterday my mother had to move out of her apartment and had my brother grab a few friends. Well if you know my brother, his friends are just like him. Mom comes in to say, "Hey, there is one out there that isn't that bad and he is a Christian" My brother, god love him, turns around and says, "He is 39 and lives with his mother!" And the bad part is mom didn't flinch. She was like, "Sooo he's a nice guy!" Well truth be told I saw this guy and lets just say he is soooo faarrrr away from being my type.
So has my mother lost all hope that her daughter is going to find a man and get married and have babies for her some day? That's what it sounded like to me. I think her only requirement in a man for me is if he is still breathing! I mean, come on, I know I'm getting up there in age but I'm not hopeless yet, am I? Granted it has been two or maybe even three years that I have been single now. The first year was just to get over the jerk that I broke up with and the second year was for me to start loosing weight and work on my teaching career.
Now I am ready to date. But where are the men? I don't want to go and date guys at the bar, that is what college was for. So where are they? I feel like a 40 year old woman trying to find a good man that doesn't have a lot of baggage already. All I want is a good man with a good job and just loves me for who I am? Is that to much to ask. I mean really!
So that is where online dating might just be my best bet. For the longest time I said internet dating would be the last resort and truefully I think I am there. I'm the last one standing single in my circle of friends and I've known them for so long now that I know they don't have any friends for me. So onward to online dating. It's all I see that I have left. But the positive side to it, I can write about the bad dates I go on for a good laugh and I will get some free dinners out of it. Haha. Who knows, maybe Mr. Right is out there, just gotta find him on the computer!
Head-Butt
So I have come to an all time new experience with teaching. I was head-butted by one of my students. Yep, you heard me right. One of my "special" students was crawling around on the floor. I told him to go sit in the naughty chair. (Thanks to supernanny I made one of these.) He screamed " NO! I'm not listening to you!". So of course I got up and walked towards him. He knew he was in trouble and ran to the chair. I told him that he may talk at home that way but he was not going to talk to me that way. This is when you wish these kids where your own cause I would have spanked that kid! Anyway he poked me with his finger. Now mind you that this child has hit me, scratched me, and pinched me, so it was no surprise that he poked me. I got down to his level and talked about how he should never lay a hand on me. While I was talking he got a mean look on his face and just head butted me. Just like that.
I've beginning to think kids are just crazy and I am wondering if I should put off having some of my own. Ya I know there are those really good kids but who's to say your going to get one of those. My luck I would have the child that talks back to the teacher or even worse throws a fit and yells at her when she tells him to do something. My saying now is to medicate them all! And do it at Kindergarten. Save the teacher! Haha
Shats Out!
Whooo Hoooo
Now this isnt going to be as pretty as other blogs but I figured it was time I joined the world of online journaling. I figure this is a good way to get things off my chest but also to talk about things that happen at school. That way I have a running tab of the things that happen so that I can someday write a book about it. The Life as a Teacher! What Hell is Like! Haha. Well this is just a test run and I am going to have my friend teach me the ropes on this thing so it will look cool!
Shats Out!
